nonsense! sense!

I like puns and shooting stars, and that special time that you realize that it's time to open the windows on the way to the beach.

Jesus is my favorite.

Parfait

  • Me: I found a roommate! She seems chill and really sweet!
  • Dad: Chill and sweet… like a parfait.
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: “Everyboday loves a parfait!”: donkey in the original Shrek.
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